5 Ways to Lose A Girl — And 5 Ways to Keep Her

These five things could be the make or break of your relationship.

Ariana E.
4 min readMar 7, 2022


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Are you a nice guy?

Maybe you’re so nice that you don’t have the heart to tell your girlfriend that you just aren’t that into her anymore.

Maybe you want out, but you don’t want to do the dirty work of leaving the relationship.

If this sounds anything like you, you came to the right place.

Here are five easy steps to get your girlfriend to call it quits.

1. Compare her to an ex.

Oh, exes — my favorite.

Nothing feeds insecurity like being compared to a past lover.

If she takes the time to put on a nice outfit say, “my ex would look so much better in that dress.”

If she cooks for you, say, “my ex was much better in the kitchen.”

If she makes an effort to get to know your friends, say, “my friends liked my ex so much more.”

Feeling uncreative? Here are some one-liners that are sure to pack a punch:

  • My ex knew how to do it right.
  • My ex had a real job.
  • My ex actually liked it when I ______.
  • My ex wasn’t so insecure.
  • My ex never would have messed that up.
  • My ex was way better at ______.
  • I wish you were more like my ex.

So on and so forth. I promise — it’ll do some serious damage.

She’ll get out of there ASAP if she knows what’s good for her.

2. Ogle women who look nothing like her.

If you don’t have an ex (or at least not one worth mentioning) other women will do just fine.

As long as they’re the complete opposite of your girlfriend.

Is your girlfriend a little too chubby? Make sure she knows how much you like Victoria’s Secret models who look like they don’t eat.

Is she more on the petite side? Make sure she sees you drooling over curvaceous Kylie Jenner lookalikes on…



Ariana E.

I said what I said. Counter-cultural opinions on sex, love, and dating.