5 Ways to Lose A Girl — And 5 Ways to Keep Her
These five things could be the make or break of your relationship.
Are you a nice guy?
Maybe you’re so nice that you don’t have the heart to tell your girlfriend that you just aren’t that into her anymore.
Maybe you want out, but you don’t want to do the dirty work of leaving the relationship.
If this sounds anything like you, you came to the right place.
Here are five easy steps to get your girlfriend to call it quits.
1. Compare her to an ex.
Oh, exes — my favorite.
Nothing feeds insecurity like being compared to a past lover.
If she takes the time to put on a nice outfit say, “my ex would look so much better in that dress.”
If she cooks for you, say, “my ex was much better in the kitchen.”
If she makes an effort to get to know your friends, say, “my friends liked my ex so much more.”
Feeling uncreative? Here are some one-liners that are sure to pack a punch:
- My ex knew how to do it right.
- My ex had a real job.
- My ex actually liked it when I ______.
